Time Travel Paradox T-Shirt By Technium Foundry ("Fashionably Late") Color:Sky This design brilliantly subverts the

This design brilliantly subverts the familiar inspirational quote format by personifying the floor—the ultimate literal support system that never fails to be there when gravity works its magic

-The ideal wardrobe choice for when you're simultaneously interested in quantum mechanics and plate armor

all garnished with our signature "quantum uncertainty" sauce

Comes with complementary uncertainty (get it

Time Travel Paradox T-Shirt By Technium Foundry ("Fashionably Late") Color:Sky This design brilliantly subverts theEver wanted to be the smartest person in the room before you even entered it? Our "I'd Travel Back in Time But I Already Did Tomorrow" design is perfect for those who like their temporal paradoxes with a side of sass. Featuring a meticulously drawn pocket watch floating in what can only be described as a "quantum doily," this shirt is for people who understand that time is less of a strict progression and more of a wibbly wobbly fashion statement.